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April 13, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. BuzzFeed fell a stunning $80 million short of projected revenues last year and has reportedly slashed its projections for 2016 in half. Which explains the article featured on their homepage today...
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April 28, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, Republican frontrunner Donald Trump insulted rival John Kasich’s eating habits, saying he needs to learn to take “little bites.” Which is easy for Trump to say because his tiny little...
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May 16, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, Neil Young and Bob Dylan will all be part of a concert tour later this year in California called ‘Desert Trip.’ They chose that name, presumably, because...
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June 28, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Today is Mel Brooks’ 90th birthday. Or, as it is more commonly known, Jewish Christmas, the day our messiah was born. 2. Burger King has introduced a new menu item called Mac & Cheetos which is...
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October 4, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Over the weekend, NBA superstar LeBron James endorsed Hillary Clinton for president. Which makes sense, because, in the NBA, racist billionaire businessmen named Donald who are solely motivated by...
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November 18, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Housing advocacy groups have alleged that a bank controlled by Steven Mnuchin, a top candidate to be President-elect Donald Trump’s Treasury secretary, engaged in discriminatory practices against...
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April 14, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, inspectors noted over a dozen health code violations in the kitchen at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. So, it turns out it may not have been the view that was making patrons so...
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July 7, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. While in Poland with her husband, First Lady Melania Trump said all people should be allowed to “live their lives without fears.” Well, she didn’t so much say it as she blinked it with her eyes in...
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June 22, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, Attorney General Jeff Sessions cited a Bible verse to justify his policy of separating immigrant families. I have an idea, let’s tell Sessions that Church and State are from Mexico and...
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March 30, 2020 – Monologue Jokes
1. When asked why he was referring to the coronavirus as the Chinese virus last week, President Trump said, “I have to call out where it came from.” And, in his defense, he has a track record of naming...
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